been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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