when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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