Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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