This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
Randomize
