I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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