So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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