Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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