no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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