I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Randomize
