But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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