Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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