we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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