Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I made him laugh his dick is mine
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
