But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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