Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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