kristin has been a bad kristin
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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