he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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