I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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