I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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