You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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