I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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