i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
