Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
