He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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