hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
