She announced her abortion via fbk
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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