I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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