He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
