i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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