I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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