Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
