like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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