She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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