No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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