she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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