Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
what day is it and did you see me today?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think a kid would responsible me up
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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