Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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