I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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