My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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