It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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