it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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