just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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