I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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