sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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