dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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