we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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