Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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