it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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