I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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