So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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