Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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