don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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