dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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