Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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