One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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