strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we're making bets on your personal life
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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