So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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